If I was a fictional character, who would I be?
#10 points for reasoning behind your decision
Wear me like a locket around your throat.
I’ll weigh you down.
I’ll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
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C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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*whispers* one of these things is not like the other.
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
Reblog if you’re not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFYO THE ONE WHERE THE DUDE PUTS HIS SNAPBACK BACK ON, JESUS HAHAH
